Lovely set of flies.
Mike,That sounds almost as bad as wearing jeans on a golf course
The first fly I ever tied was a shrimp pattern. I started tying because I could not afford to buy flies at the time - boy was that an error in financial judgement

. All the salmon flies I had ever used were tied on doubles. My meagre savings extended to a magnificent badger cape, packet of hot orange hackles , black thread, orange floss, orange hackle and silver wire. Proper hooks would have to wait so existing supply of mustad treble hooks for spinners were called into action and a judicious snip of the pliers yielded a double hook. The first creation was tied and christened "Bloody orange shrimp" - the bloody bit being the result of tying on a double without the aid of a vice - not to be recommended , and so I ventured to the river with 3 bloody shrimps. I had no access to any information on tying flies, did not know anyone that did and as they say ignorance is bliss and necessity is the mother of invention.
An hour later one of the bloody shrimps was firmly attached to a nice fresh grilse about 4lbs, not bad from low water in blazing sunny conditions and so my interest in fly tying was firmly established. Needless to say I had no net and the local bishop who was fishing below me duly netted the fish. He then proceeded to give me and other angler a long sermon on not having a net, we could hardly afford a box of matches... a net would be in the luxury item bracket. After graciously accepting his help and promising to buy a net when the finances permitted such a purchase I explained that I had just tied the fly and that it was the first one I ever tied. I offered him one of the flies which at first he was going to accept but when he examined it he announced that he had never seen such an abominable hook and declined my offer. After landing a further 2 salmon for me he went off in disgust swearing loudly that some salmon were just plain suicidal.
I had a great affinity for claret in sea trout flies, and so the next purchase was a few size 12 single hooks, claret seals fur and a packet of claret hackles. All sea trout flies I had ever seen (and that wasnt too many, a fella with more than a collection of a half dozen flies was considered a god) had wings. My mother had a goose wing which she used to sweep ashes from the fire, this was duly attacked with the scissors and so my first sea trout flies of a claret body, sooty

wing and claret hackle were born. It did not enter my mind that it would not work, and I was not disappointed, I rarely left the river without a half dozen sea trout on it.
My tying abililites improved, a vice and may tools and materials were accuired, a few lessons taught me proper skills and whilst I had many successes with many patterns I doubt that any flies I ever tied had the same magic as those first two patterns. If you believe in your flies they will catch fish.