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Re: What's your best fly?

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 3:37 pm
by skunkaroo
*Chuckle*

Great little story, Mike. I might have to retell it over drinks at my local hangout.

Aaron

Re: What's your best fly?

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:19 pm
by letumgo
Does it have to be a sheep? Would any other farm animals do?

(I'm just kidding)

Thanks for the story Mike. I got a good laugh out of it.

Re: What's your best fly?

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:36 pm
by Mike Connor
letumgo wrote:Does it have to be a sheep? Would any other farm animals do?

(I'm just kidding)

Thanks for the story Mike. I got a good laugh out of it.
Well, a sheep was indeed recommended in the original book, ( I should still have it somewhere, I will see if I can find it, not the sheep, the book!). All I can say to that is I am glad he did not recommend a cow, and Alf had found a dead one in the river. Trying to get the beast up a tree overhanging the river sounds like even less fun than getting a sheep up there! :)

Some poachers and even quite reputable anglers used chickens and various entrails in a lightly woven sack hung in a tree to "bait a swim". This does actually work quite well in warm weather but it's a smelly business, and of course you need to use maggots as bait, although sometimes worms will work better, even though the swim is being baited with a steady trickle of maggots. On occasion pieces of cooked spaghetti ( al dente) will also work so you don't have to handle maggots. Dyeing the maggots pink, ( or the spaghetti) also often works even better.

TL
MC

Re: What's your best fly?

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:49 pm
by letumgo
Mike - you understood my humor perfectly. I had visions of getting a cow or horse into the tree (scary, but oddly funny).

Re: What's your best fly?

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:29 pm
by Mike Connor
Indeed some things are oddly funny.

Now you know why poachers often look sheepish and cowed, they have chickened out of the horsing around! :)

Do you happen to know why elephants paint their toenails red? It's so they can hide in cherry trees.

No of course you have never seen an elephant in a cherry tree, it obviously works! :)

So back on topic. How do you get down from an elephant? You don't, you get down from a duck.

TL
MC

Re: What's your best fly?

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:23 am
by daringduffer
Re: What's your best fly?

Postby Mike Connor ยป 11 Oct 2011, 20:22
OK, but it's not my favourite fly! :)
I bet it's your favourite for that hatch!! Thank you for elaborating - just what I hoped for. I usually encounter a caddis

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